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December 2010
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Genius View of the Bible...
Sheperd: "What are we up to, sweetheart?"
River: "Fixing your Bible."
Sheperd: "I, um...(alarmed)...what?"
River: "Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense." (she's marked up the bible, crossed out passages)
Sheperd: "No, no. You - you can't...
River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."
Sheperd: "Really?"
River: "We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat." (rips out page)
Shocking
I am both fine and dandy at the same time.
November 2010
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October 2010
9 posts
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Content with Imperfection
Quirks in character are what make us individuals… these are some of mine.
I’m a stickler for details. I hate when things don’t go according to plan. I tend to get stressed out over situations out of my control. I don’t stand up for myself often enough. I wear my heart on my sleeve and my emotions all over my face. I put the ones I love before myself. Sometimes, it takes...
day 02: my life in ten years
This is a hard one. Nothing is permanent. Everything changes. All I can hope to be ten years from now is happy and stable. As for details, I prefer to let things work themselves out.
My bad...
Time to catch up on this… I failed again. I have a second degree ankle sprain, so I have a boot resembling a medieval torture device strapped to my leg. It’s not cute… at all.
day 01: current relationship
Ohh my current relationship… Chris and I have been together for almost two years now, and living together for at least a year. He’s my boyfriend, best friend, and partner in crime. We are really and truly happy together.
I have grown so much since we met, I barely even recognize that girl anymore. I feel so good about myself and my life these days. A whole new world has opened up...
Again? I know, I know...
I keep failing at these epically… but I guess it’s time to try again.
day 1 - your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is.
day 2 - where you’d like to be in 10 years.
day 3 - your views on drugs and alcohol.
day 4 - your views on religion.
day 5 - a time you thought about ending your own life.
day 6 - write 30 interesting facts about yourself.
day 7 -...
September 2010
7 posts
Words That Don’t Exist in the English Language
cations:
tamburina:
L’esprit d’escalier: (French) The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all the things you should have said. Translated it means “the spirit of the staircase.”
Waldeinsamkeit: (German) The feeling of being alone in the woods.
Meraki: (Greek) Doing something with soul, creativity, or love.
Forelsket: (Norwegian) The euphoria you experience when...
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
– Oscar Wilde
August 2010
11 posts
I now know what it sounds like when there’s no one to hear you scream.
it hurts today.
my heart is settling just a few inches lower than it did before.
ugh, i need my spirits raised.
July 2010
43 posts
This would be the best of all possible worlds if there were no religion in it.
– John Adams
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RELIGULOUS!
Bill Maher: The date of Jesus’ birth really wasn’t established until 349 AD.
Father Reginald Foster: Oh yeah, that’s because… he might have been born on July 3rd. These are all just nice stories, you know.
BM: And that doesn’t bother you either?
RF: Well it bothers me when everyone says “Oh, we have to have midnight mass because Jesus was born at midnight on the 25th”. This is all nonsense.
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Which One Are You (Marijuana Lover, Skateboarder, Asshole, Random, Other “Explain Why You Are A Other”
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I’m Kassi. I really like smoking pot and punk rock. :)
I’m less interested in why we’re here. I’m wholly devoted to while we’re here.
– Erika Harris (via iloveyoulessthanpunk)